Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
best office moment ever hands down
basically just explains the office all together
I miss these times.
This is a song I sort of came up with all of a sudden. It’s called Eating Machines, and it’s part of my Something to Reason series that will be coming out as an Album once it’s all done. No expected date. Also no rush. More than an album it’ll just be a compilation of the things I’ve done.
you ever knock something over by accident while reaching for it and think “well, there goes the thing….” and just return to what you were doing because you don’t care anymore?
Usually, I’ve got pretty good reflexes for catching falling things. But sometimes, when…
Yup. Reflexes = spoons. Gotta prioritize.



